asky
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Post by asky on Jul 8, 2005 11:12:46 GMT -5
THE MIRROR
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldomsaw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.
"Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the crick to wash clothes, but lemme see what you got," said the man.
The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools and gadgets, but the old man wasn't interested. Then the man spotted a mirror and said, "What's that?"
Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, "My God how'd you get a picture of my Pappy?"
The old man was so happy, he traded his wife's best pitcher for it. The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale.
The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some boxes of junk. He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the "picture" and eventually the wife got suspicious.
One day she got fed up and after he retired for the night, she went out to the barn. She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up and said, "so this is the hussy he's been foolin'around with!"
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Post by vesha on Jul 12, 2005 11:48:56 GMT -5
2 fish in a tank, one says too the other "hey do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Post by asky on Jul 13, 2005 14:27:54 GMT -5
Haha !
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Post by asky on Jul 13, 2005 14:28:18 GMT -5
A father is in church with his three young children, including his five-year-old daughter.
As was his custom, he sat on the very front row so that the children could better see all that was going on.
During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five-year-old girl was most enthralled by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.
With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked, "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?"
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Post by Vasdef Rapide on Jul 13, 2005 19:08:38 GMT -5
;Dvery good...lmao
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